The Centers for Disease Control has issued a
medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially
dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
and even electronically. This virus is called Weary
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever -
DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with
WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery
store and purchase one or both of the antidotes -
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert
to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already
been infected.
P.S. Don't try this at work or take this too
seriously.
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