AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by using the shower.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back
to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and
Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the
WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Daily Thought of the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY
GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR
FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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